Taiyu Chen's Diary
I start out life with nothing and I still have most of it...
Saturday, 20 April 2019
Psalm 109
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1 My God, whom I praise, do not remain silent, 2 for people who are wicked and deceitful have opened their mouths against...
Wednesday, 22 April 2015
幸福比面子重要
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听到一位朋友结婚的消息,一连使我难过了好几天。可别误会是那种「新郎结婚,新娘不是我」的悲剧发生在我身上。事实上,我只是为一桩情缘的错过而深深遗憾。」 结婚的朋友是个聪慧、美丽而纤细的女孩,因此她恋爱时我们自然十分好奇,是何方君子能赢得她的芳心。 某日在一个燠热难当的午后,...
Sunday, 11 August 2013
大內秘事--低級
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在古代英國亞瑟王,大法官非常仰慕王后美麗迷人的胸脯,但他知道猥褻王后的代价是死亡。他把自己的祕密告訴了亞瑟王的御醫。御醫答應幫他實現他的愿望,作為代价,大法官答應付給御醫一千金幣。 于是,御醫配制了一种癢癢水。一天,趁王后洗澡時,把癢癢水抹在了王后的胸罩上。王后穿上衣服后,感...
Clinton Joke
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by Bob Schlegel After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will ...
Bush & Powell Joke
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Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman says, ...
Two Tough Questions
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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, a...
Saturday, 15 June 2013
心情與選擇
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心情不是人生的全部,卻能左右人生的全部。 你的選擇,就是你的世界;你的世界,就是你的選擇。人生充滿選擇,所以人生充滿變數。關鍵的選擇決定一生,細小的選擇影響心情。不要抱怨,抱怨就是一種選擇;要努力改變,這才是正確的選擇。過去的選擇造就了現在,現在的選擇決定未來。無論怎樣,...
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